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Wondering where your...
well...YOU went?
You’re not crazy.
You’re not lost.
And you’re definitely not done.
You’re just in Cougarty —
the sacred, chaotic, “who the f*ck am I now?” season of midlife where your old self has expired…
and your new one is trying to claw her way out.
No one tells you it would feel like this.
So I made a space for us to name it, collage it, and reclaim it.
Truth hits different at this age
WHAT IS COUGARTY?
Cougarty is that delicious, disorienting rite of passage
where the world stops applauding your good-girl performance…
and you finally stop giving a shit. Commonly referred to as menopause (or perimenopause)
This isn’t burnout.
It’s becoming. It's a holy reclaimation, it is a sacred initiation, and it's a total f*ing hot mess.
And you’re not doing it wrong.
You’re right on time.
There’s nothing wrong with you. It’s just time
Is This You?
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You’re tired of feeling exhausted, overwhelmed, or invisible—even though you’ve "done all the right things."
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You sense there’s more to your story, but you don’t know how to access it.
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You want to understand your body, your energy, and your purpose—especially as you move through perimenopause and beyond.
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You’re craving community, laughter, and a safe space to rewrite what’s possible.
What You’ll Experience
This isn’t a webinar. This isn’t a masterclass.
This is a half-day ritual where soul meets scissors.
✔️ Decode your Identity( using Human Design as a tool that reveals the myth your soul came to live — spooky accurate)
✔️ Make your Soul Collage® card — a creative, image-based ritual to connect with your wild becoming
✔️ Talk about WTF is actually going on during this midlife chapter (no performance, no fluff)
✔️ Leave with clarity, creative fire, and a knowing that you are not alone.
✔️ Your personal soul purpose decoded (using your Incarnation Cross)
✔️ A powerful Soul Collage® card you’ll want to frame but will ultimately become a personalized oracle
✔️ A new understanding of WTF this weird midlife portal actually is
✔️ Permission to stop performing
✔️ Clarity about who’s rising inside you
✔️ Maybe some tears. Definitely some laughter. Possibly goosebumps.
Walk Away With
YOUR COUGARTY TICKET
Welcome to Cougarty: A Midlife Reclamation Workshop
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January 25, 2026 2pm-5pm
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Still Point Wellness in Asheville and Live on Zoom
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$144 —Use coupon code COUGAR to get 50% off!! So really it's basically free...and worth at least 3 therapy sessions
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Bring your own damn self and a good sense of humor
Meet your guides
If you haven't heard of it, SoulCollage® is a process where women are guided to bypass overthinking and performance, talk less, and listen more deeply—to what is actually emerging inside them. Using images, intuition, and simple creative materials, participants gain clarity about who is rising within their current life stage.
In our workshops and retreats, we are lucky enough to have the BRILLIANT cougar Kelly Hanson guiding your journey. Kelly’s facilitation blends intuition, humor, and deep listening, creating a space where insight, relief, and recognition can arise naturally—often accompanied by laughter, emotion, and the deep exhale of “ahh… so it’s not just me" with a side of sacred irreverance.
And, well...ME! (this is my very serious cougar face in case you couldn't tell). I will be guiding you through your Human Design initiations, 5 Element deconditioning processes, and generally shenanigan-ing and cheering you on as you transform.
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You’re not unraveling.
You’re arriving.
You don’t need another self-help book.
Or another week of wondering if something’s wrong with you.
You need a mirror.
You need a ritual.
You need a room full of women who are done performing and ready to remember.
That’s what Welcome to Cougarty is.
Not a class. Not a fix.
A full-bodied exhale.
If your life feels like it’s unraveling…
If you don’t recognize yourself lately…
If the edges feel wild and sacred and too much and not enough…
You’re not lost. You’re becoming.
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